Thursday, April 16, 2009

MAK CIK!! MAK CIK!!


(gambar hiasan)

me: mak cik, saya nak sizzling kuew teow…MAKAN!
mak cik: iya iya..selesai nanti saya panggillin…
me: OWKEY!! telur kasi separuh masak yer, cik…PEH! mmg best!!! (starts imagining it)
mak cik: iya…

5 minutes later…

mak cik: MIRA! MIRA!
me: SAYAAAA!!! (^0^)/ sgt excited
me:….
…………………MAK CIK!!!! saya nak kuew teow KU EW TE OW…bukan yee mee….(>0<)>
mak cik: oh, silap ya! adik amik sahaja yang ini…
me: (fikir) ‘no way! ive been dreaming myself slurping with anxiety fillin my empty tummy with KUEW TEOW sizzling…no way im gonna let my dreams disappear thru thin air juz becoz this mak cik unintentionally made the wrong menu...’

me: x mo la, cik! saya nak KUEW TEOW jugak
mak cik: iya lah, iya lahhh!!!
me; (ehhh!!! mak cik ni! marah pulak! dier yg silap!)

5 minutes later…

mk cik: MIRAA!!!
me: SAYAAAAAa (^-^)/dah kurg excited
mak cik: ini dier sup kuet teow….
me: (0o0) SUPPPP!!!?????

……………………………………………………………………

me: (fikir) ‘ this mak cik is a devilllll…shes testin my patient….i cnt lose to herr….relx, miraa…breathhhhh!!!
me: mak cik….saya nak SIZZLING!! bukan SUP!! kuew teow tu dah betul dahhhh~~~ SIZZ LINGGGG~~~
mak cik: aduhai, silap lagi yaa…
me: ye makcik! mak cik silap lagi…aduhhh~

10 minutes later…

me: asal mak cik ni x panggil2 ni…aku dah bapak laparrrr dah nihhhh!!
I went to the stall and went searching for my menu paper….and its gone….
and guess where did I found it…
ITS IN THE DUSTBIN!!! SHE ALREADY ELIMINATES MY NAME yet she hasn’t done my KUEW TEOW SIZZLING!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!! (>0<)O hunga hunga HUNGa!!!!!!

me: MAK CIKKKK!!! MANE KUEW TEOW SIZZLING SAYAAAA!!!???
mak cik: ohh! mak cik x buat lagi yaa….maafin…sebentar yerrr…

5 minutes later…

mak cik: MIRAAA!!!
me: s..a..y…a (=0=)less enthusiastic
mak cik: ini kuew teow sizzling nyaa…
me: tima kasih mak cik….. (I dashed towards my table n AAAAMMMM)
mak cik: ADIKKK ADIKKK ADIKKK!!! X MAU SAMBALNYA?
me: AAMMM erk!....(0-*)? ehhh!! MAU MAUUUUU…!!!!
mak cik: banyak kali dipanggil tadi tak sahut2…!!! (mara)
me: MINTAK MAAFLAH MAK CIKK!!! SAYA DAH LAPAR SANGAT SEBAB LAMA BETUL TUNGGU NAK DAPAT KUEW TEOW SIZZLING SAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! TELINGA PON DH NAIK PE***!!!!
mak cik: (0-o)”

the end!

2 comments:

wanysahifulb said...

hahaaha...mira ur so funny!
i kno which makcik..die pnah terslap others menu s well..aduyai..
nways..keep on blogging :)

Myra Tayeb said...

thx wani! (^-^)v